Well, I am currently bored out of mind. I have been trying to think of things to do...besides my school papers and homework, that is.

I've browsed the internet probably about five separate times; I've listened to my entire play list that is 4.4 hours long one and a half times; I have read stories on the internet; Hell, I have even written a ten page Cultural Anthropology paper this evening...so I've done all of that, I am still bored and need something to do. I bugged my mother by singing along with her music (which is instrumental) and quoting the movie she was watching (that I saw once, about a year ago). I have even eaten all of the remaining food in my house.

So in risk of losing my sanity, what little is left, to mind-numbing boredom I am going to update my journal (that no one reads, mind you) with entirely useless, but mildly entertaining quotes.

V: So we're jiggly and delicious?
E: No. But your thoughts are.

"I'm not drunk, ociffer."~A

"I'll get you a red ghetto har, even if I have to rip it off Gorden's head and beat him savagely with it!"~A

"When the day is feeling homosexual..."~E

"Are you telling me Polish people don't live in Holland?"~E

E: Ah! I missed my mouth!
S: What? No hand-eye coordination?
E: It's a side-effect of being stupid...

"Ha! You're a loser and you lost! Because that's what losers do! They lose!!!"~E

"If you're not into elephant sex, turn your heads."~Mr.F

S: Hey! My knee was there first!
D: It couldn't have been. Then where'd my butt come from?
E: ...The butt farm?

A: You got a massage from Anthony?! When?!
R: During RiverWatch
A: We were going out during RiverWatch!..And you took off your shirt?!
R: No. Only the guys did. We were just giving each other massages. It was no big deal, only a couple of people.
E: Otherwise known as an orgy.

"The lazy man's excuse for not having out-of-body experiences: 'I'm always afraid my body will be getting laid and I wouldn't be there.'"~G

"I'm not going to waste 2 hours on my friday night when I could be thinking about going on a date...what I'd say...what I'd order...how I'd tell her what she ordered was too expensive..."~G

"If she tries to stick her butt in your face, don't be alarmed. She just wants to mate with you."~E

*At the computer in the middle of a test*
Mr.W: How do you spell "porn"?

"Nadia, keep your boobs under control. Christ..."~A

"I did it because I have spite for this toilet. It's so mean to me."~S

"I want to eat this cookie...I want to have premarital sex...But I shouldn't eat this cookie because I'll be a fat pig...And I shouldn't eat sex - I MEAN I shouldn't have sex because I'll get freaky STDs and DIE!!"~Mr.W

A: Bill Gates and Mickey Mouse are-
E: GAY LOVERS!!
A: In one body.

"Where else am I going to swallow his head?"~E

"My grandpa took my nose to his grave..."~N

"I dare you to look at my ASS and say that!"~G

"Type-writer butt. CHING!!"~S

"I woke up this morning and I had this BIG OL' BUTT HOLE!"~S

E: What are you doing?
N: Just thinking.
E: About Alex having sex with chickens?

"Soggy balls don't bother me."~M


What's sad is that I have three notebooks full of this stuff. I might put some more on later because a lot of this crap is absolutely hilarious. Anyway, tah!!