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Today be the day where all ye lan' lubbers speak like the real sea dogs. Yes, that be right. Today be "International Speak like a Pirate Day". So dont' be forgettin' to use use all the proper pirate terms, mateys.
In honor of this shiny day, I be dressing up like one of those lovable, miscreant pirates with one of me very own pirate bandanas, a ring of skeleton keys (to keep those scurrilous mutinous dogs locked up in me hold, of course), tattoos to scare the weak heart of the fearful lan' lubber, as well as wearing me swag on me fingers and ears.
I'll be keeping a weather eye open and countin' the stares I get from those who do n